For as long as I can remember

I have always felt

that if I ever go to Australia

I'll die.

I've never had any problem with Australians.

I quite enjoy the culture and history of Australia.

I love kangaroos and koala bears.

But there it is nonetheless.

It probably has something do to with all the vicious
spiders

and crocodiles

and snakes

and spiders

and

and

etc.